Oh Dear, Denis...

News reaches GGOA of former Ardija forward Denis Marques, whose car was pictured on the front of Tuesday's Meia Hora newspaper under the headline Denis Marques Parks His Car In A House. The incident took place at the weekend, Denis by all accounts refusing to take a breath test afterwards, although the police indicated that he was drunk. The ex-Squirrel hasn't played first-team football since March and current club Flamengo are said to be trying to sell him as quickly as possible, due in part to his large salary.

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